me @ maxine martin:

The 100 Ladies → first steps on Earth

Philip? Philip Carvel? Oh my fucking fuck.

fregg:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

bagged milk produces WAY less garbage

i wish they would sell every kind of milk and juice bagged

befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better

Sarah Wayne Callies: I would love Lori. I adore her. I’ve never quite understood the camp of people who’ve got problems with her. From what I can tell, from talking to people, very few of them are women. I think she’s a powerhouse and I don’t think she apologizes for her decisions. She’s made mistakes, as everybody has. I have an enormous amount of respect for the heart with which she lives her life.

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesn’t make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proof read] [hands it in for a grade]

He was just roaming about on his tod until Amy picked him up. That’s right, ain’t it, Kier?

Now is the part where I have to tell you I have a mistress and you stop liking me. If you liked me to begin with.

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